Aries does it take to screw a light bulb?
One hundred before they have realized that they were putting it in the other way and that’s why it kept on breaking.

Taureans does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, they can do without a light bulb, just like they can do without clean underwear or fresh bed sheets. Instead of changing a light bulb they’d rather keep on sitting on that couch and watching the TV.

Gemini does it take to screw a light bulb?
One only, but they can’t decide who will put it on!

Cancers does it take to screw a light bulb?
Only one, but it took him half a day because he had to mourn the previous light bulb that died.

Leos does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, their minions would do it.

Virgos does it take to screw a light bulb?
Four - one to buy the perfect bulb, one to clean out the socket, one to install it perfectly and of course a lighting engineer to inspect it.

Libras does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, because Libra will spend a hell lot of time thinking on which light bulb to use, 25 or 25.25 watt, until Capricorn eventually will do the job.

Scorpios does it take to screw a light bulb?
One, but he still couldn’t let go to unscrew the previous light bulb.

Sagittarians does it take to screw a light bulb?
"The what bulb? Look a butterfly! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…"

Capricorns does it take to screw a light bulb?
All of them, you can never be too cautious.

Aquarians does it take to screw a light bulb?
"I'm not so sure that the light bulb wants to be changed. It may accept itself as it is."

Pisces does it take to screw a light bulb?
"Why do we need a light bulb? Would that make you happy?!! HUH!!!!"



 

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